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WELCOME TO THE PLOTBUNNY HUTCH!

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:10:32 GMT

WELCOME EVERYONE! ♥

This is plotbunny_hutch, which is the personal fanfiction archive for Sailor Seraphim a.k.a. windandwater.

The Hutch is a multifandom archive, with a majority of my fics for Gundam Wing, as well as other anime series'. All fics are clearly marked with ratings and warnings. Here there be smut. Also, this is a free love archive, with fics having not only yaoi, but yuri, threesomes, moresomes, orgies, and yes... het. Fics may also have disturbing or controversial content, where kinks and fetishes run free. You are thus warned. ♥

Please feel free to comment on fics to leave constructive criticism, or even just to squee. If you flame, be warned that you will be publically mocked and I have your ISP.

So, have fun and enjoy my fics.

♥

[GW] Pineapple Surprise (1/1)

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:17:58 GMT

Title: Pineapple Surprise (1/1)
Pairing: OT5 (Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei) + Pookie
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Bad humor, descriptions of an active and varied sex life, but no actual sex. Also... tentacles. There's kissing and nekkidness and orgies, too.
Notes: This was written as a drabble request for windsorblue, so you can totally blame her and her deviant ways. Crossposted to pookieluvsyou.

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It started, as most "good ideas at the time" did, with alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

It ended, not so surprisingly, with five naked bodies sprawled together across the bed. They were all at rest, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, struggling to catch their breath and get past the still lingering effects of orgasm and alcohol.

"So..." Trowa murmured, licking one of his fingers, "who brought the pina colada flavored lube?"

At one end of the bed, Heero felt a full body shiver (of fear) go through his body, and his head immediately cleared. Warily, he began trying to scan the room without alerting any of the others. Luckily or unluckily, depending on how you looked at it, Duo was still drowsing, his head laying on Heero's stomach. This kept Duo from saying anything, but also kept Heero from scanning the area properly.

"Mmmm... I was wondering that, too," Quatre said, stretching out in a lazy sprawl and nudging Wufei in the thigh. "I just have the regular cherry lube."

Wufei grunted at the prodding, but refused to roll over to give Quatre more room. "Don't look at me, Winner. I did not plan on having a sexual encounter this evening, least of all with the four of you."

"Well, if it wasn't me or Trowa who brought the lube, then who could it be? It was rather good."

Quatre started poking at Wufei with more intent, and Trowa just hummed to himself, and Heero suddenly felt like a deer in headlights. Or a half-repaired Leo in front of Wing's Buster Rifle. Wufei swatted at Quatre half-heartedly, Trowa hummed again, and Duo took that wonderful opportunity to yawn. Loudly. And stretch and pop his joints.

Heero almost throttled him.

Suddenly, three pairs of sated eyes were looking at Heero and Duo's direction.

"What is it?" Duo asked. "Is there something on my face?"

"Why, yes, there is," Quatre grinned, catching Duo by the chin and kissing the long-haired man thoroughly. When they broke off, QUatre licked his lips. "Mmmm... pina colada. Duo, where did you buy that flavor of lube?"

Duo just blinked. "I didn't buy flavored lube. Me and Heero just have the regular stuff."

"Well, pina colada doesn't come from nowhere," Wufei returned, propping himself against Trowa's shoulder. "And we certainly weren't drinking any. Someone had to have brought it."

And then four pairs of eyes focused on Heero.

"You bought the lube, Heero?" Trowa asked, sounding amused. "I didn't think you were that kinky. The school uniform kink notwithstanding."

Heero just clenched his fists. "I certainly did not buy flavored lube."

"Then WHO brought it? Pina colada is very distinctive--"

"... oh. OH!" Duo exclaimed. "Oh fuck, I forgot about it!"

Heero just closed his eyes and tried to pretend he hadn't seen the smug little multi-appendaged leer at him from the foot of the bed. Tried to pretend his didn't feel it quietly humping and slithering its way back towards the sources of body heat and orifices. The most important word there was... tried.

"How could you forget about buying pina colada flavored lube, Duo?"

"Well, I didn't exactly--"

"Duo, you told me you put it away!"

"Pookie was lonely!"

"Don't give that thing names!"

"HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!"

"Wufei, you're scaring my baby!"

"... so you did order from that catalogue."

-- Owari --

[GW] Idle Hands (1/1)

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:15:53 GMT

Title: Idle Hands (1/1)
Pairing: Duo and Pookie
Rating: PG
Warnings: Bad humor, descriptions of an active and varied sex life, but no actual sex. Also... tentacles. And household chores. And leather. Yay domesticity.
Notes: This was written as a drabble request for aikonamika, so once again, this is not my fault. ♥ Crossposted to pookieluvsyou.

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"No, I don't know why he doesn't like you."

Duo puttered around the bedroom, tidying up miscellaneous things. Of course, this was all busywork, meant to keep himself busy and his mind off the fact that Heero wasn't home and would be gone until tomorrow night. He paused, sorting through some receipts and bills left on the dresser.

"I'm sure that's not it. He doesn't... well, okay, I know he gets kinda frosty, but that doesn't mean he doesn't LIKE you."

One handful went into the trashcan, while the other Duo left for Heero to sort through again. Heero had a weird thing about keeping certain receipts. He said it was for tax purposes, but Duo knew it was because Heero hated leaving a papertrail and would later burn all evidence.

"You just need to let him get used to you, I think. I mean, it took me YEARS to get through Heero's shell, but once I got in, Heero unloaded all the fetishes -- ah, dammit, I forgot to go the the dry cleaners again."

The dildos and vibrators and cock rings all went into the toy drawer, but Duo noted that they were running out of space. Maybe he could convince Heero to finally let him buy a toy chest. It would look great at the foot of their bed, and if the top was padded, they could kneel on it.

"I think you're being a little pushy. Don't sneak up on him, you know Heero hates that. If you just let him know you're coming, he'll be more okay with it. Oh! That's where the riding crop went!"

The riding crop Duo set to the side; it was leather and Duo made note to polish it and his long boots and Heero's pants later. Then he looked towards the bed and the thing sitting on top of the covers. It wiggled and burbled and Duo stroked his chin in thought.

"Well, yeah, he really likes it in the morning, you know, when he's not quite all awake. Just make sure not to spurt all over his face. He doesn't like that done to him, no matter how much he likes to do it to me."

Finally in agreement, Duo picked up the thing and the crop and his boots and Heero's pants.

"You can help me polish now, Pookie. It'll be-- aaaahh... at least wait until I'm sitting down first, you naughty thing!"

-- Owari --